Go ahead and say it. If you ever don't have a mistress and want to lose your keys, hide them a week prior to yourself locking yourself up, then keep the lock open and lock yourself up. You will most likely not exactly remember where the keys are.
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Go ahead and say it. If you ever don't have a mistress and want to lose your keys, hide them a week prior to yourself locking yourself up, then keep the lock open and lock yourself up. You will most likely not exactly remember where the keys are.